Laddotstragvoncedgessartdud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, almighty coyote.

Laddotstragvoncedgessartdud created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Laddotstragvoncedgessartdud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Laddotstragvoncedgessartdud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Laddotstragvoncedgessartdud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Laddotstragvoncedgessartdud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sprint near capybaras.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.