Limriglog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish deer.

Limriglog created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Limriglog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limriglog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Limriglog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Limriglog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Limriglog.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never paint your face mauve.