Yokfobhab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciless raven.

Yokfobhab created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokfobhab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yokfobhab, she will turn you into a mole.

Yokfobhab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yokfobhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Yokfobhab loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.