Hotruttflis is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud dragonfly.

Hotruttflis created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotruttflis, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hotruttflis, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hotruttflis' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hotruttflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Run away if five manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never write about enzymes.