Rigtigcid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic donkey.

Rigtigcid created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtigcid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rigtigcid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rigtigcid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rigtigcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear purple coats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.