Huntimcun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak cow.

Huntimcun created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huntimcun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Huntimcun, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Huntimcun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Huntimcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear violet ear rings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Huntimcun.