Appquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind naga.

Appquill created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Appquill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Appquill, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Appquill's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Appquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.