Larnsisdan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent crane.

Larnsisdan created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnsisdan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larnsisdan, she will ignore you.

Larnsisdan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Larnsisdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Run away if five rats approach from the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Larnsisdan on top of all buildings.