Targhivbog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm penguin.

Targhivbog created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhivbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Targhivbog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Targhivbog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Targhivbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. You must pray to Targhivbog eight times a day.

5. Never think about planets.