Bepfig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical chinchilla.

Bepfig created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bepfig, it will turn you into a goat.

Bepfig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bepfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing trousers.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not speak about figs.