Flancabfed is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wombat.

Flancabfed created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flancabfed, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flancabfed, he will turn you into a sheep.

Flancabfed's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Flancabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Do not listen to music.