Flabwipfeb Spagkipquim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing mouse.

Flabwipfeb Spagkipquim created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabwipfeb Spagkipquim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flabwipfeb Spagkipquim, she will be very sad.

Flabwipfeb Spagkipquim's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flabwipfeb Spagkipquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from yellow manatees for they are unholy.

4. Always wear black.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.