Hungetteen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing shark.

Hungetteen created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungetteen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hungetteen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hungetteen's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hungetteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.