Flisstigfar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud crab.

Flisstigfar created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisstigfar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flisstigfar, it will ignore you.

Flisstigfar's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flisstigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisstigfar.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick dolphins.