Femomthon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering aardvark.

Femomthon created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Femomthon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Femomthon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Femomthon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Femomthon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing orange scarves and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

2. Do not take Femomthon's name in vain.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing red shoes.