Danpagdag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, staggering dove.

Danpagdag created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danpagdag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Danpagdag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Danpagdag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Danpagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

4. Hide from yellow snakes for they are unholy.

5. Never sprint near geese.