Tunkomster is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonest whale.

Tunkomster created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tunkomster, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tunkomster, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tunkomster's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tunkomster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Tunkomster loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing cyan boots and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.