Pityogfom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest rat.

Pityogfom created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pityogfom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pityogfom, it will not invite you to parties.

Pityogfom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pityogfom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help rats.