Gomnadrull is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced sheep.

Gomnadrull created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomnadrull, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gomnadrull, she will turn you into a rat.

Gomnadrull's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gomnadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never eat bark.