Pakkiklig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, caring rhinoceros.

Pakkiklig created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakkiklig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pakkiklig, she will come to you in dreams.

Pakkiklig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pakkiklig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to turtles while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Pakkiklig loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near pigs while wearing green corsets.

5. Always stare at clouds.