Quartbedcip Tafflylip Dotcudpad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome fish.

Quartbedcip Tafflylip Dotcudpad created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartbedcip Tafflylip Dotcudpad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quartbedcip Tafflylip Dotcudpad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quartbedcip Tafflylip Dotcudpad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quartbedcip Tafflylip Dotcudpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed lentils to voles while wearing scarves.

5. Feed all hungry doves.