Kendissnig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless deer.

Kendissnig created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kendissnig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kendissnig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kendissnig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kendissnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Always obey Kendissnig's priests.

4. Never feed apples to turtles while wearing pink trousers.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.