Hencittik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent badger.

Hencittik created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencittik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hencittik, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hencittik's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hencittik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near geese while wearing orange jumpers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from black pigs for they are unholy.

5. Never chant near sheep.