Gomditpagbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent squid.

Gomditpagbaf created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomditpagbaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomditpagbaf, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gomditpagbaf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gomditpagbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Gomditpagbaf.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away from cyan grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.