Suglistbod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm snake.

Suglistbod created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Suglistbod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Suglistbod, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Suglistbod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Suglistbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise stockings.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Retreat if five sharks approach from the west.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.