Sisgupvin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless butterfly.

Sisgupvin created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisgupvin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sisgupvin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sisgupvin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sisgupvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Always obey Sisgupvin's priests.