Haplapcissquatnillkip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking dragonfly.

Haplapcissquatnillkip created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Haplapcissquatnillkip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Haplapcissquatnillkip, it will turn you into a goat.

Haplapcissquatnillkip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Haplapcissquatnillkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.