Jenquagdam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane unicorn.

Jenquagdam created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenquagdam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jenquagdam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jenquagdam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jenquagdam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Jenquagdam loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not keep nine otters in a large pit.