Honontvog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, weak butterfly.

Honontvog created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honontvog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Honontvog, it will not care.

Honontvog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Honontvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away if five foxes approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Honontvog on top of all buildings.