Cunyarlget is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful goat.

Cunyarlget created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunyarlget, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cunyarlget, he will turn you into a frog.

Cunyarlget's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cunyarlget's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must love Cunyarlget.