Sugtargof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous cobra.

Sugtargof created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Sugtargof, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sugtargof, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sugtargof's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sugtargof's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.