Nurtbosstif is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous warg.

Nurtbosstif created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbosstif, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurtbosstif, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nurtbosstif's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nurtbosstif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if four eagles approach from the west.

5. Never talk about snakes.