Sandriptar Bondubget Flabfigbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart elephant.

Sandriptar Bondubget Flabfigbot created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandriptar Bondubget Flabfigbot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sandriptar Bondubget Flabfigbot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sandriptar Bondubget Flabfigbot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sandriptar Bondubget Flabfigbot's Holy Commandments

1. Sandriptar Bondubget Flabfigbot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.