Sishimsad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Sishimsad created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sishimsad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sishimsad, she will turn you into a plant.

Sishimsad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sishimsad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to otters while wearing black boots.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sishimsad on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.