Fartipwitlid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent skunk.

Fartipwitlid created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fartipwitlid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fartipwitlid, he will be very unhappy.

Fartipwitlid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fartipwitlid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fartipwitlid four times a day.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to cats while wearing gray shoes.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.