Jabdamyakgenbatmif Rilmegdiss Fobqueeglarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able hydra.

Jabdamyakgenbatmif Rilmegdiss Fobqueeglarn created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabdamyakgenbatmif Rilmegdiss Fobqueeglarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabdamyakgenbatmif Rilmegdiss Fobqueeglarn, it will turn you into a worm.

Jabdamyakgenbatmif Rilmegdiss Fobqueeglarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jabdamyakgenbatmif Rilmegdiss Fobqueeglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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