Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying
swan.
Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat created the Sol system six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat, it will strike you with lightening.
Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. You must pray to Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat seven times a day.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never feed apples to snails while wearing coats.
5. Never think ill of sick mites.