Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying swan.

Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat, it will strike you with lightening.

Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must pray to Dossflagwipgodjadcutrat seven times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed apples to snails while wearing coats.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.