Tarpvegvol is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciless hydra.

Tarpvegvol created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tarpvegvol, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tarpvegvol, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tarpvegvol's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tarpvegvol's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine horses approach from the south.

2. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.