Larglibyak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless sheep.

Larglibyak created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglibyak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larglibyak, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larglibyak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Larglibyak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Larglibyak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.