Gepkapwik is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm cow.

Gepkapwik created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepkapwik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepkapwik, he will turn you into a slug.

Gepkapwik's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gepkapwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.