Nibbepcarrow is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring skunk.

Nibbepcarrow created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nibbepcarrow, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nibbepcarrow, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nibbepcarrow's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nibbepcarrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Put Nibbepcarrow first in all things.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.