Latarfmif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil jackal.

Latarfmif created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Latarfmif, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latarfmif, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Latarfmif's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Latarfmif's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Latarfmif on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.