Flisgamdun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident dingo.

Flisgamdun created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flisgamdun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flisgamdun, he will turn you into a rock.

Flisgamdun's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Flisgamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Flisgamdun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.