Gummipgon Febveenflam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident hydra.

Gummipgon Febveenflam created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gummipgon Febveenflam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gummipgon Febveenflam, it will turn you into a rock.

Gummipgon Febveenflam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gummipgon Febveenflam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not keep three cats in a large pit.

4. Worship no other gods but Gummipgon Febveenflam.

5. Put Gummipgon Febveenflam first in all things.