Busdissquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent whale.

Busdissquaf created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Busdissquaf, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busdissquaf, it will be very unhappy.

Busdissquaf's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Busdissquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed cucumbers to cats while wearing magenta tights.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to sheep while wearing orange kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. You must love Busdissquaf.