Parktamjam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty dove.

Parktamjam created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parktamjam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Parktamjam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Parktamjam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Parktamjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.