Parktamjam is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty
dove.
Parktamjam created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Parktamjam, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Parktamjam, he will refuse to believe in you.
Parktamjam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Parktamjam's Holy Commandments1. Never go into blue rooms.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not jump in public.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.