Yarfotmum is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful dryad.

Yarfotmum created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarfotmum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarfotmum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yarfotmum's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yarfotmum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarfotmum.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.