Pomlendot Pidmisstik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair walrus.

Pomlendot Pidmisstik created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomlendot Pidmisstik, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomlendot Pidmisstik, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pomlendot Pidmisstik's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pomlendot Pidmisstik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Pomlendot Pidmisstik loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pomlendot Pidmisstik.