Sawstipyattgub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable giraffe.

Sawstipyattgub created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawstipyattgub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sawstipyattgub, he will destroy your home planet.

Sawstipyattgub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sawstipyattgub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Sawstipyattgub loves whales, so they must be honoured.
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