Talbudnan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish mole.

Talbudnan created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talbudnan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Talbudnan, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Talbudnan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Talbudnan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always take life seriously.